Very Funny Conversation In My Girl Friends Father’s House; You Will Like!

I can’t keep this to myself any longer because it makes me laugh, laugh and laugh every time I remember this conversation. Let me just give you a brief introduction so that you can get everything clear here.
My girl friend comes from a very rich family richer than mine, so below is the very funny conversation we had in their house.”I went to their house just for a visit for the very first time, a maid in the house approached me and she asked

MAID: What would you like to have? Fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?

ME: Tea pls.

MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?

ME: Ceylon tea pls.

MAID: How do you want it, black or white?

ME: white.

MAID: Milk or fresh cream?

ME: With milk.

MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?

ME: cow’s milk.

MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

ME: Umm, lemme go with the freezeland cow.

MAID: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

ME: sugar.

MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?

ME: Cane sugar

MAID:White, brown or yellow sugar?

ME:Please! Please! Just forget about the tea and give me a glass of water.

MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?

ME:Mineral water.

MAID: Mineral water with flavoured or non flavoured?

ME: Oh! In fact get me an empty glass!

MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?

ME: Hey! Hey! Hey! I beg, free me please, let me swallow my saliva, no be by force na”

At this moment my girls friend comes inside the house and finally I’m safe from the maid.

Bye! See you next time.

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